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Интересный человек⁠⁠

Анекдот

Я белорус. 53 года. Переехал в Чили уже давно. В прошлом веке. Без политики. По любви. Работаю в геологии. Живу в Пуэрто-Монт. Писать умею только отчёты об экспедициях. Так что делайте скидку.

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Помните историю, когда леди заметила джентльмену:

Анекдот

Помните историю, когда леди заметила джентльмену:
- Вы вот мне в декольте пялитесь, а у самого – ширинка расстёгнута.
Джентльмен кивнул:
- Я так понимаю – Вы тоже мне не в глаза смотрели….

Задача официанта в отеле на шведском завтраке не смотря на ранее утро, недоброжелательность гостей – встречать их приветливо и радушно. Быстро, но четко рассказывать о завтраке, что в него входит, за что придется платить; и обязательно уточнять номер комнаты. Всякое, знаете ли, бывает.

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Ты провел детство в деревне, если знаешь, что:

Анекдот

- Свинья, которую режут, может орать до 40 минут.
- Петух без головы может пробежать до 20 метров.
- На свадьбе можно умереть.
- На сельской дискотеке тоже.
- Если сосед не бухает, то он наркоман.
- На похоронах детям придется целовать трехдневный труп.
- Самогон можно варить на чем угодно.
- Если человек одет в чистое - он или едет в город, или идет в гости, или его хоронят.
- Если газовый баллон взрывается, крыша улетает к соседям.

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Русская семья в представлении американской

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Русская семья в представлении американской:
- Дорогая, я дома!
- Почему так поздно?
- По дороге медведь ногу вывихнул - пришлось водкой отпаивать.
- Садитесь все! Давайте выпьем водки.
- Мам, я пойду поиграю с медведем.
- Хорошо, только сначала выпей водки.
- А где наш дедушка?
- Он вторую неделю стоит в очереди за талонами на талоны.
- Хорошо, что он перед этим выпил водки. И ты без дела не сиди - иди
тоже выпей водки.
- Ладно, иди, погуляй, сынок, и не забудь написать вечером отчёт в КГБ!
А по пути домой не забудь купить водки - она заканчивается.

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Ладно, давайте чтоле про Рим.

Про римлян надо понимать одно. Республика это такая дзайбацу, по своей структуре. Город-государство с гражданами-акционерами и патрициями-топменеджерами.  Поэтому латины благополучно перепрыгнули от ополчения сразу в ЧВК, минуя стадию современной государственной армии. И щас я про это расскажу.

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Происхождение слова СПАМ (SPAM)

В 1937 году американская компания Hormel Foods начала выпускать специальные консервы. В основе был острый свиной фарш.
Консервы назывались Spiced ham (англ. Пряная Ветчина). Сокращенно — SPAM.
Огромную популярность эти консервы получили во время Второй мировой. США начали поставлять союзникам эти консервы в огромных количествах.
Во время Второй мировой войны в СССР американские мясные консервы стали поистине культовыми.

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Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.
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And what's up with fascism, what's up with private individuals meddling with government affairs? We want our government to be a highly-functioning one. Instead we got an autistic government. So, instead of fixing the government, we're supposed to allow billionaires to give the government a hand-out?

Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.
"I'd Like To Pay Their Salaries": Elon Musk Offers Lifeline To TSA Agents As Democrats Hold Paychecks Hostage In Shutdown
I didn't read the article, but commenting on the title. Isn't this like giving heroin to a junkie?

And what's up with fascism, what's up with private individuals meddling with government affairs? We want our government to be a highly-functioning one. Instead we got an autistic government. So, instead of fixing the government, we're supposed to allow billionaires to give the government a hand-out?

Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.
"Eu gostaria de pagar seus salários": Elon Musk oferece linha de vida para agentes TSA como democratas manter cheques de pagamento reféns em encerramento
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I didn't read the article, but commenting on the title. Isn't this like giving heroin to a junkie?

And what's up with fascism, what's up with private individuals meddling with government affairs? We want our government to be a highly-functioning one. Instead we got an autistic government. So, instead of fixing the government, we're supposed to allow billionaires to give the government a hand-out?

Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.
"Eu gostaria de pagar seus salários": Elon Musk oferece linha de vida para agentes TSA como democratas manter cheques de pagamento reféns em encerramento
pt-test:

I didn't read the article, but commenting on the title. Isn't this like giving heroin to a junkie?

And what's up with fascism, what's up with private individuals meddling with government affairs? We want our government to be a highly-functioning one. Instead we got an autistic government. So, instead of fixing the government, we're supposed to allow billionaires to give the government a hand-out?

Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.
"I'd Like To Pay Their Salaries": Elon Musk Offers Lifeline To TSA Agents As Democrats Hold Paychecks Hostage In Shutdown
pt-test:

I didn't read the article, but commenting on the title. Isn't this like giving heroin to a junkie?

And what's up with fascism, what's up with private individuals meddling with government affairs? We want our government to be a highly-functioning one. Instead we got an autistic government. So, instead of fixing the government, we're supposed to allow billionaires to give the government a hand-out?

Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.
"I'd Like To Pay Their Salaries": Elon Musk Offers Lifeline To TSA Agents As Democrats Hold Paychecks Hostage In Shutdown
pt-test:

I didn't read the article, but commenting on the title. Isn't this like giving heroin to a junkie?

And what's up with fascism, what's up with private individuals meddling with government affairs? We want our government to be a highly-functioning one. Instead we got an autistic government. So, instead of fixing the government, we're supposed to allow billionaires to give the government a hand-out?

Now the government gives hand-outs to everybody. Millionaires give hand-outs to governments. And our society... What of it? Completely collapsed and destroyed?

Fix the government, fix corruption. And stop with the idea of free money - there is no such thing.