Cheesy pickup lines
- Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection
- Você é um sinal WiFi? Porque estou a sentir uma forte ligação
- If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
- Se a beleza fosse o tempo, seria uma eternidade.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Você tem uma queimadura solar, ou você está sempre tão quente?
* Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
3. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
4. No pen, no paper...but, you still draw my attention.
* If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.
8. Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?
* Are you iron? Because I don’t get enough of you.
* Should we get coffee? Cause I like you a latte.
11. You should be Jasmine without the 'Jas'.
* Are you a Disney ride? Because I'd wait forever for you.
13. Are you water? Because I'd die without you.
14. I see you like tequila. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?
15. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but my phone must be broken because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it.
16. Are you a boxer? Because you're a total knockout.
17. Are you public speaking? Because you make me really nervous.
18. Are you good at math? Me neither, the only number I care about is yours.
24. Are you the Krabby Patty formula? Because I'm trying to steal you.
25. Is your name Chamomile? Because you're a hot-tea!
29. You look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.
30. Are you Christmas morning? Because I’ve been waiting all year for you to arrive.
31. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
32. Are you Nemo? Because I've been trying to find you.
33. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
34. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
35. Are you the sun? Because I could stare at you all day, and it’d be worth the risk.
36. Are you a beaver? Because DAM!
37. Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
38. My mom said sharing is caring but, no...you're all mine!
42. Just so you know, I'm a felon...because I felon love with you.
44. Are you chicken fingers and fries? Because I don't care how many options I have, I will always choose you.
45. It's a good thing I have a library card because I've been checking you out.
46. Do you have a bandaid? My knees hurt from falling for you.
47. We may not be pants, but we'd make a great pair.
48. You know what's beautiful? Repeat the first word.
49. Your eyes remind me of Ikea: easy to get lost in.
50. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give one back.
51. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
52. Are you the sun? Because you're hot.
55. I must be a time traveler, because I can't imagine my future without you.
56. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
57. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
58. Are you a doctor? Because you instantly make me feel better.
59. You must be a masterpiece, because I can't take my eyes off of you.
61. Are you my favorite song? Because I can't get you out of my head.
62. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
64. Do you like fishing? Because you have me hooked.
66. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
67. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
68. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but the Earth is definitely flat.
75. Did we go to school together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
71. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
72. Are you a triangle? Because you're acute one.