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A Tinder Analysis

What are elements of the appearance, anyway? In dating they are different than in consulting. For her it is different than for you. If she wants to be competitive and have a 9/10, 10/10 appearance, she probably wants to be cognizant of every element of appearance, and excelt at presenting each.

(For you, the male, appearance is also important but in a different way. For your own appearance see the description of appearance for consulting.)

Icebreaker jokes

  • What did one wall say to the other wall?
    I’ll meet you at the corner.

  • what did two oceans say to each other?
    nothing, they just waved

  • Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?
    They wear snowcaps.

  • What did the big flower say to the little flower?
    Hi, bud.

Dating Advice: Starting a conversation

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The following is based on AI interaction.

Q: You are a young man going out. You see a girl sitting on the side walk. Approach her and start a conversation.

  • "Hey there! Mind if I join you for a moment?"
  • "Cool, thanks! I'm [Your Name], by the way."
  • "Nice to meet you too, [Her Name]. What brings you to this spot?"
  • "Got it. So, do you come here often?"
  • "Definitely. It's peaceful around here. So, what do you do for fun?"

Q: give five options to start a conversation with a stranger

Cheesy pickup lines

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  • Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection
    • Você é um sinal WiFi? Porque estou a sentir uma forte ligação
  • If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
    • Se a beleza fosse o tempo, seria uma eternidade.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
    • Você tem uma queimadura solar, ou você está sempre tão quente?


* Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 
3. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.