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От стоматолога вышла, в утешение решила купить себе новый купальник.


От стоматолога вышла, в утешение решила купить себе новый купальник.
Все равно какой, старый я потеряла в пылу расхламления.
Стою на кассе, и тут продавщица у меня спрашивает:
— Вы примеряли купальник? Все хорошо?
То есть как это все хорошо, хотела я сказать ей.
Все хорошо с купальником у меня было в 1996 году.
Это были три перламутрово-голубых лоскутка, соединенных шнурками. В нем я лежала на золотом песочке и пляжные вуайеристы при виде меня перевоспитывались и становились медбратьями.

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AI sure has come a looong way in the last 2 years...
I haven't watched this b/c youtube is blocked for me, but - just from reading the title - nah dawg, you don't "trick" a leader of a sovereign country - even Trump - into spending billions and lives, that's not a trick, that's a design.

And since when do we call these things "wars"? Isn't this a... peace keeping mission, or something? Forward peaceful preempty real estate project, or something? Last I checked, congress hasn't authorized shit.
...and it took about a month to clear out the negative sentiment. From March 9th, to... april 10th, actually earlier, much earlier than that. So this TACO whip lasted 3 weeks, maybe less.

But then this begs the question: did I reposition completely from long to short in just 3 weeks?
...and it took about a month to clear out the negative sentiment. From March 9th, to... april 10th, actually earlier, much earlier than that. So this TACO whip lasted 3 weeks, maybe less.

But then this begs the question: did I reposition completely from long to short in just 3 weeks?
...and it took about a month to clear out the negative sentiment. From March 9th, to... april 10th, actually earlier, much earlier than that. So this TACO whip lasted 3 weeks, maybe less.

But then this begs the question: did I reposition completely from long to short in just 3 weeks?
...and it took about a month to clear out the negative sentiment. From March 9th, to... april 10th, actually earlier, much earlier than that. So this TACO whip lasted 3 weeks, maybe less.

But then this begs the question: did I reposition completely from long to short in just 3 weeks?
...and if not, you're living it wrong.