Piousbox

• What did one wall say to the other wall?
  I’ll meet you at the corner.

• what did two oceans say to each other?
  nothing, they just waved

• Why don’t mountains get cold in winter?
  They wear snowcaps.

• What did the big flower say to the little flower?
  Hi, bud.

• Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  He was outstanding in his field.

• What do you call a sleeping bull?
  A bulldozer.

• Why did the bicycle fall over?
  It was two-tired.

• What did one volcano say to the other?
  I lava you.

• What do clouds wear under their clothes?
  Thunderwear.

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• Are you a campfire?
  Because I want s’more of you.

• Are you a magnet?
  Because I’m attracted.

• Are you a parking ticket?
  Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.

• Are you a keyboard?
  Because you’re just my type.

• Are you a light switch?
  Because you just turned me on.

• Are you a volcano?
  Because I lava you already.

• Are we at the airport?
  Because my heart just took off.

• Are you the sun?
  Because you’re making my day.

• Are you a Wi-Fi signal?
  Because I’m feeling a strong connection.